Isla is just over 4 months old now and when she was having a nap earlier I suddenly remembered I hadn't written a blog for quite some time.
Now, due to the fact that life in the Motherhood Club can be stressful and full of built up anxiety and worry, I thought why not do a really light hearted blog on all of the things I have learnt since having a Baby.
I love speaking to you ladies so I'd love to know if you've experienced any of these yourself! 😊
1) 4 hours sleep is a roaring success 🎉
2) Holding a Baby with long nails is like snuggling up to Edward Scissorhands ✂️
3) Costa Coffee is my new favourite hideout ☕
4) Poo. Yep, get used to it. Lots of it. Everywhere 💩
2) Holding a Baby with long nails is like snuggling up to Edward Scissorhands ✂️
3) Costa Coffee is my new favourite hideout ☕
4) Poo. Yep, get used to it. Lots of it. Everywhere 💩
5) Your Baby will be used as a hot water bottle🌡️
6) A bottle of Baby Shampoo seems will last an eternity 👍🏻
7) Your Baby always looks 100x more presentable than you 😒
8) I don't care what anyone says, Tommee Tippee Prep Machines are the best inventions ever! 🙌🏻
9) The Washing Machine is on 24/7 🧦
10) These small people sure can fart! 💨
11) Having a clean home AND a happy baby is practically impossible 🤯
12) You class brushing your teeth as a successful day 👄
13) Maternity Pay is crap! 😭
14) "You can sleep when the Baby sleeps" is a lie 😴
15) You have to be dragged away from the Kids Department in Next 😍
16) Some of the best days out won't cost a penny 👛
17) There's no time for falling ill when you're a Mum 🤒
18) Your new perfume is "Baby Sick" - The new fragrance by Tiny Humans 🤮
19) Chocolate is your Best Friend 🍫
20) Getting rid of Mum Tum is a real struggle🤰🏻
21) Dry Shampoo is your new go to product 💇🏻♀️
22) Trying to get out of the house before 10:30am is near on impossible 🕥
23) Going out for the day involves packing a suitcase 💼
24) You will never drink another hot drink or meal. Ever 🍝
25) You pace the floor if your other half dares to be 30 seconds late home from work 😡
26) "FML" is a word muttered under your breath 50x a day 😤
27) You find out who your true Friends are 👭
28) A trip to the toilet feels like a vacay 🌴
29) You look forward to Family get-togethers as you know you will be let off Mum duty for a few hours whilst your Baby is passed around - Fetch this Mumma a Malibu and make it a double! 🥃
30) You know all the characters from Peppa Pig 🐷
31) Chub Rub in hot weather is NOT fun! ☀️
32) You could join the Circus with the amounts of things you can now juggle all at the same time - Holding baby, whilst making a bottle, being on the phone and feeding the Cat? No problem! 💁🏻♀️
33) You still sway when you're not even holding your Baby 🤦🏻♀️
34) You can guarantee your petrol light will come on when you are already running late ⛽
35) You can never have to many Muslin Cloths 💯
36) You know the Pizza Delivery guy on first name terms 🍕
37) You will do anything (and I mean anything!) for 5 minutes peace 🧖
38) Your Baby poops in the most awkward of situations 😩
39) Advert on TV? Pass the tissues. Episode of Emerdale? Pass the tissues. Burnt your toast? Pass the tissues 🤧
40) Most importantly...Family is everything 👨👩👧💗
6) A bottle of Baby Shampoo seems will last an eternity 👍🏻
7) Your Baby always looks 100x more presentable than you 😒
8) I don't care what anyone says, Tommee Tippee Prep Machines are the best inventions ever! 🙌🏻
9) The Washing Machine is on 24/7 🧦
10) These small people sure can fart! 💨
11) Having a clean home AND a happy baby is practically impossible 🤯
12) You class brushing your teeth as a successful day 👄
13) Maternity Pay is crap! 😭
14) "You can sleep when the Baby sleeps" is a lie 😴
15) You have to be dragged away from the Kids Department in Next 😍
16) Some of the best days out won't cost a penny 👛
17) There's no time for falling ill when you're a Mum 🤒
18) Your new perfume is "Baby Sick" - The new fragrance by Tiny Humans 🤮
19) Chocolate is your Best Friend 🍫
20) Getting rid of Mum Tum is a real struggle🤰🏻
21) Dry Shampoo is your new go to product 💇🏻♀️
22) Trying to get out of the house before 10:30am is near on impossible 🕥
23) Going out for the day involves packing a suitcase 💼
24) You will never drink another hot drink or meal. Ever 🍝
25) You pace the floor if your other half dares to be 30 seconds late home from work 😡
26) "FML" is a word muttered under your breath 50x a day 😤
27) You find out who your true Friends are 👭
28) A trip to the toilet feels like a vacay 🌴
29) You look forward to Family get-togethers as you know you will be let off Mum duty for a few hours whilst your Baby is passed around - Fetch this Mumma a Malibu and make it a double! 🥃
30) You know all the characters from Peppa Pig 🐷
31) Chub Rub in hot weather is NOT fun! ☀️
32) You could join the Circus with the amounts of things you can now juggle all at the same time - Holding baby, whilst making a bottle, being on the phone and feeding the Cat? No problem! 💁🏻♀️
33) You still sway when you're not even holding your Baby 🤦🏻♀️
34) You can guarantee your petrol light will come on when you are already running late ⛽
35) You can never have to many Muslin Cloths 💯
36) You know the Pizza Delivery guy on first name terms 🍕
37) You will do anything (and I mean anything!) for 5 minutes peace 🧖
38) Your Baby poops in the most awkward of situations 😩
39) Advert on TV? Pass the tissues. Episode of Emerdale? Pass the tissues. Burnt your toast? Pass the tissues 🤧
40) Most importantly...Family is everything 👨👩👧💗
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